just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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