??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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