I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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