just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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