Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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