Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
and she was petting her beer can
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.