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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.

  (302): View more from Delaware

  You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.

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• (925): View more from California

  I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building

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• (509): View more from Washington

  My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers

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  If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.

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  But doesn't your shift end at like noon?

  (540): View more from Virginia

  I don't think you understand.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.

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  I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..

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• (+33): View more from France

  Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??

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