I wanna bring you to show and tell
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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