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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined

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• (845): View more from New York

  mondays should just be called national damage control day

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night

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• (315): View more from New York

  Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.

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• (310): View more from California

  So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels

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  of course

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