This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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