That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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