I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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