Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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