It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.