Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night