Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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