Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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