He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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