Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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