I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
whose parrot is this?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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