the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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