Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
is wine microwaveable?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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