woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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