It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Be still, my beating vagina.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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