Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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