Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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