the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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