is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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