i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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