I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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