I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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