I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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