Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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