I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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