Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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