haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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