Me too!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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