Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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