just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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