i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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