It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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