I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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