There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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