so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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