these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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