And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
zippers are such a cool invention
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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