bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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