You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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