we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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