before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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