I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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