Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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