so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize