ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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