Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Randomize
