Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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