Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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