i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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