At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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