butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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