Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It's just like the Real World with babies
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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