Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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