NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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