after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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